Random thoughts that came to mind while I was reflecting on August 31, 2025

New thoughts popping up—how do I get a job when even the smart workers are getting fired? Maybe I should tell my parents: "Hey Mom and Dad, looks like I’ll just chill on the couch while companies kick out the pros!"

I used to think I was funny, but then I heard some political speeches—turns out my jokes are still better than their promises!

Why do I still watch anime at 30? Because it’s more fun to see real ninja battles and giant robots than deal with the fake news and fake tans everywhere else these days!

I enjoy my own company because no one else can resist me—mostly because they can’t handle my epic dance moves and snack-hoarding skills!

I want to be born again because it feels like I wasted this life on the wrong people—time for a do-over where I pick friends who don’t borrow my snacks and never return them!

My biggest worry? My food—I’d fight a bear before sharing my fries at 08:18 PM IST on August 31, 2025!

How can I get motivated to write when I see others aren’t even trying?

The funny part of life is realizing everyone’s a scammer in their own sneaky way—like my friend who “borrows” my snacks and calls it a loan!

Let me crack a joke? First, bring me one.

If you don’t understand my words, no worries—it’s complicated, like math, and not everyone gets math!

I was waiting for my tweets to go viral, but I forgot people don’t get jokes these days—they’re too busy living their super-serious soap operas!

Done for today; if you money then buy me a coffee because I want to be high on caffeine.

Thanks